OMG, finally: When former governor Eliot Spitzer's new CNN show with columnist Kathleen Parker debuts next month, we'll get to hear what he thinks of Middle East policy, nuclear proliferation and and tax policy (but probably not black socks). After the jump, you can see a promo video for Parker Spitzer (yeah, that's what the show is called), which is getting appropriately ridiculed: Salon says the show's name "which would be a good name for a sitcom that took place at a wacky law firm. Or a bad name for a hotel. Based on this promo, the show should probably be called 'Nighttime Joe,'" and Gawker's Max Read writes, "I think they should call it... CANCELLED! Get it? No, but really, Parker Spitzer is an awful name."