There he is, standing in "singular domination" over the tamed hydra of Bureaucracy, wearing the Purple Tie of Plain-Speaking (Red States + Blue States = "Urban SWAT team") with the Pursed Lips of Prudence. Here is your Official City Hall Portrait of Mayor Bloomberg.

Is that framed couple in the desk photo next to Bloomberg's fingertips a nod to marriage equality? [Ed: Daughters! They are his daughters] Why is the desk in the foreground empty? Did the occupant of that desk have express permission to pee? Put your Magic Eye hallucinations in the comments.