With every good thing, there comes a grave price: just as Netflix has started showing Mad Men, so too have they drastically and unjustly raised their prices. Tears are falling on Macbook Pros and Pier One pillows as we type—now, how will white people get to watch every movie where Jason Statham plays a hitman? Thankfully, the Netflix Relief Fund is here to help. Watch below:

Obviously, the Netflix Relief Fund has already started helping white people, as it seems they've somehow been able to grow Jason Alexander some new hair! However, this is still only the second-best fake charity which Alexander has been tied to.