We all remember Garbage Pail Kids... but do you remember the feature length movie about them? Or their origin story? Live this small part of 1987 all over again, or for the first time, this weekend at Nitehawk Cinemas, where the movie will be screened in 35mm.

The feature film follows "seven disgusting kids [Greaser Greg, Valerie Vomit, Ali Gator, Foul Phil, Nat Nerd, Windy Winston, and Messy Tessie] of interesting personality [who are] being made of the green mud coming out of garbage can [which is from OUTER SPACE or something]. Once alive their master gives them rules to obey although they think that life is funnier without following stupid regulations like no television or no candy." Also, the movie is a musical adaptation. We can't really advocate using drugs, but if you go, you know...