NY Post, if your goal in devising this insane online registration was to make us consider stealing our neighbors-who-are-never-there's copy of the Post, well, checkmate. Of course, today, they are here and we're still languishing for our confirmation email an hour after registering (we can only assume that all two copy editors, if that, are also handling the registration). If it weren't for the promise of a new ringtone or screensaver, Gothamist would be so over this.

Gawker is all too aware of the implications of this nasty new process.